Happy Regicide Day
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Hey, it’s the anniversary of Charles I’s demise at the hands of the Puritans, who was killed today in 1649. Whether it is coincidence that another annoying Brit, Phil Collins, was born on this date in 1951 is unknown. Act accordingly given this vital information. Which given that these were Puritans might mean rallying around the king. Anyway, here’s some Monty Python for you on the subject:
At least considering this issue is more productive than watching the SOTU.