“Nordberg Never Could Have Killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.”

Everything about Christine Flowers’s already-legendary collection of molten Cosby takes is disgusting, but this is my “favorite” bit:

Bill Cosby is Cliff Huxtable, regardless of what the critics say. We are all made up of perception and reality, fact and fiction, aspiration and confirmation. It is ridiculous to argue that a man who was capable of creating the character that fathered a generation did not, at some deep level, possess those nurturing characteristics.

I know people say that James Gandolfini died of a heart attack, but I’m pretty sure he was actually killed because Valery was finally able to track him down — I mean, he killed sixteen Czechoslovakians, and he was an interior decorator.

I give Flowers’s column twenty Baylesses on a scale of 1 to 5.