Donald Scrooge
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This came up on Twitter earlier today.
Holy shit, I hope Trump gets visited by three ghosts this Christmas.
— Bob Blaskiewicz (@rjblaskiewicz) December 8, 2016
So I wondered what sort of Tweet storms Trump would deliver between the different ghosts. A couple of replies:
@ErikLoomis Marley! I worked with the guy. Big, big deals. Huge. Now he's in my house saying we did it all wrong. So unfair! Apologize Jake!
— Patrick A. Woods (@PwoodsNY) December 8, 2016
@ErikLoomis @xmaspresent This guy is HUGE! Look at that crippled kid. Obamacare! Bet he grows up to be a reporter. Shame on you Bob!
— Patrick A. Woods (@PwoodsNY) December 8, 2016
Not bad. So let’s have some fun. What would Donald Trump’s tweet if he ended up in A Christmas Carol?