Your Weekend Humor
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Comes from LGM reader T.J.G.:
Justin Trudeau, Angela Merkel, François Hollande, Bashar al Assad and Gary Johnson walk into a bar.
Johnson says, “Who the fuck are these people?”
…an alternative from WJTS in comments:
Justin Trudeau, Angela Merkel, François Hollande, Bashar al Assad and Gary Johnson walk into a bar.
“What’ll it be?” asks the bartender.
“Molson,” says Trudeau.
“Schnapps,” says Merkel.
“Wine,” says Hollande.
The bartender looks at Assad. “What’ll you have?”
Assad shakes his head. “Nothing, thank you. Alcohol is haram.”
Johnson perks up. “I’m not drinking either! I’m protesting the drink tax they passed last month. See, taxation is theft and…”
Assad starts waving his arms frantically. “Bartender! Bartender! Two Long Island Ice Teas, please, ASAP!”