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SEK IS LIAR WHO LIES WITH HIS LIES

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OLDMAN MUND: WHAT HAPPENED HERE

SEK: Bunch of fleas died.

OLDMAN MUND: WHO KILLED THEM

SEK: You did.

OLDMAN MUND: DID NOT THEY WERE MY FRIENDS

SEK: No, they weren’t.

OLDMAN MUND: NOW THEY ARE DEAD

SEK: The horror, the horror —

OLDMAN MUND: HOW THEY DIE FOR REAL

SEK: You killed them, for real.

OLDMAN MUND: LIAR WHO LIES WITH LIES

SEK: Do you feel itchy anymore?

OLDMAN MUND: NO

SEK: That’s because I put the flea medication on you.

OLDMAN MUND: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THEM BETTER

SEK: No, it was supposed to kill them.

OLDMAN MUND: I AM A MONSTER

SEK: No argument here.

OLDMAN MUND: LETHAL KILLING MACHINE KILLING MY FRIENDS

SEK: They weren’t your friends, they were —

OLDMAN MUND: I AM NO BETTER THAN YOU

SEK: Hold on a minute, now —

OLDMAN MUND: WHAT YOU DO TO DREAMS I DO TO FRIENDS

SEK: What dreams?

OLDMAN MUND: GIVE ME A TREAT I AM DESPONDENT

SEK: I just gave you a treat five minutes ago, you don’t need —

OLDMAN MUND: DREAM KILLER

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  • Calming Influence

    I’m suprised he puts up with you at all. Give him a damn treat, you fascist.

  • BobOso

    Give him a treat! He worked up an appetite with all the Crossfoot!

  • randy khan

    Very Trumpian – you put the flea meds on him, but he killed the fleas.

    • Colleen

      I will say, I never realized how “Officer Involved Shooting” the term flea medicine is!

  • cleek

    it was Frontline night at my house, last night.

    cats hate me this morning

    • bender

      One of the flea treatments you can buy at the vet is less stinky and horrible than the others. It’s been awhile since I used it and don’t remember the name, but I don’t think it is Frontline.

  • Mike in DC

    Oldman Cat has a cunning, if treat-centric, mind.

  • LFC

    I like “give me a treat I am despondent” — not sad, not bummed, not depressed, but “despondent.”

    Is the cat reading, let’s say, Shakespeare’s sonnets in his free time (which cats have a lot of)?

    [P.s. pls don’t bother telling me the word “despondent” doesn’t actually appear in the Sonnets, if such be the case.]

  • cackalacka

    Rest in peace, SEK.

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