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In light of today’s weak jobs report, a taco-based stimulus package

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Trump’s “taco truck on every corner” spokesperson actually provided a sound economic reason to vote against him, in addition to the obvious gustatory one — namely, think of the job creation!

I don’t know how many “corners” there are in the United States, but let’s round it off to “A SHIT-TON.” Now, if you have one taco truck on each and every corner, and each truck employs three people — cook, cashier, barker — that’s A SHIT-TON TIMES THREE number of jobs a Trump defeat

Moreover, there’s the ancillary services that each of those trucks requires — construction, repairs, food suppliers, etc. — and assuming each of those tasks is carried out by at least one other person, that’s a SHIT-TON TIMES SIX jobs created.

I’m 100 percent behind this “taco truck on every corner” job stimulus package — so do your part on Election Day and vote against Trump and for delicious, lime-infused prosperity.

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