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The Disappointed Sanders Supporter Self-Parody Show

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In which a history professor (and we all know what they’re like) expresses his disappointment in Sen. Sanders.

Sanders–sorry, I cannot call him “Bernie” anymore

:’-(

since he has become precisely as avuncular as Dick Cheney–could have effectively attacked Hillary the Skjaldmær (Old Norse for “Shield-maiden,” referring to an often berserk warrior-woman) for her role in the destruction of Libya. But no! Always referring to her deferentially as “Secretary Clinton”—as though her actions in that role merit respect—he rarely alluded to her greatest crime at all. That’s unforgivable.

Because Sanders should have been calling her The Morrigan or Hippolyta or Inanna and asking how long it takes her to clean the blood off her labrys. And then, the kind of Sanders supporter who can’t sleep at night unless his fave acts exactly the way he would in any given situation, could have shouted Yea! and done that circular fist pump thing and reveled in the Sickness of the Bern. Or something.

Hillary in the Oval Office, Binyamin Netanyahu at her side, will laugh as Assad gets her knife up his ass, chaos deepens, the draft is re-instated, and boys and girls—of all ethnicities, gay and straight together—march off to fight the Brava Wars drastically reducing youth unemployment and making legions more eligible for the GI Bill.

Right.

These may be laughably simple questions, and perhaps I am just doing politics wrong, but I ask again the questions I asked in 2008:

1. What the hell do these people want?
2. Why do they think a career politician will feed their need?

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