St. Stein Speaks!
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Shorter Jill Stein: “As America’s most uncompromising leftist, I believe we need more selective criminal prosecutions of people based on specious national security grounds.”
If you want to use your vote to make a self-affirming consumer choice rather than to participate in the collective decision to determine who will be president, that’s your privilege. But, really, Jill Stein? Write in, I dunno, yourself, Zombie Eugene Debs, Katha Pollitt, Tim Raines, something like that. Your act of pointless narcissism deserves better.