The Dumbest Thing You’ll Read at The Federalist For the Next Five Minutes Anyway 

I was going to cover this ridiculous piece of crap, I swear, but but beloved dumb jerk, Roy Edroso, beat me to it. Having just moved in to a new house and being on entertain-the-child duty pretty much 24/7 makes blogging difficult, so I suppose I should thank him. But, dang, this kind of aimless stupidity is really in my wheelhouse.

Anyway, it’s about how too many boobies make men stop right in the middle of inventing their time machines so they can whack it. Now, you may be thinking “But can’t women invent things if the men are too busy choking the chicken?” To which I say “WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF BOOBY-SHOWING FEMINIST?!! WOMEN. DON’T. INVENT. THINGS.” Geez.