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OLDMAN MUND: I GOT YOU

SEK: You got me how?

OLDMAN MUND: TOTALLY GOT

SEK: How so?

OLDMAN MUND: COMPLETELY GOTTEN

SEK: Should I be worried?

OLDMAN MUND: PEED ALL OVER IT

SEK: Jesus Christ — peed all over what?

OLDMAN MUND: YOUR ROUND PAPER

SEK: My “round paper”?

OLDMAN MUND: PEED ALL OVER YOUR ROUND PAPER

SEK: Whereabouts?

OLDMAN MUND: THE ROOM I’M NOT ALLOWED IN FUCK YOU

SEK: The bathroom?

OLDMAN MUND: THE MOTHERFUCKING BATHROOM

SEK: You peed all over my “round paper” in the bathroom?

OLDMAN MUND: ALL OVER IT

SEK: So I need to buy more toilet paper?

OLDMAN MUND: I FUCKED THAT SHIT UP

SEK: You would be so be disappointed, if only you knew…

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  • Fabulous!

  • elm

    My cat always races into the bathroom as soon as I open the door to leave it. What is it with cats and bathrooms?

    • rea

      They like stinky odors?

    • muddy

      My older cat has been protest pissing/pooping since the addition of a younger cat. He decided he should do it in the bathroom instead. Was he trying to use my facilities rather than share litter? I supposed I was happy it was on the floor and not my pillow, but ended up having to rip out the flooring and baseboards. I started keeping the cats out of the bathroom, the new protest site is directly under the younger cats feeding station. I guess that’s as clear as it could be.

      He has good memory and consciousness of guilt, if he sees me even look over at that table, he runs away up the stairs.

      • Rob in CT

        Damn…

      • BubbaDave

        The rule of thumb I have read is that for multiple cats the number of litter boxes should be one more than the number of cats.

        I live in a 1-bedroom apartment with my two, so two litter boxes is as many as I can find places for, but two boxes for two cats (and a LitterMaid so I can scoop each box daily without having to bag-and-remove daily) has done a great job of minimizing protest pooping.

    • Snarki, child of Loki

      “What is it with cats and bathrooms?”

      It’s cats and DOORS.

      A closed door is an offense to their catitude.

    • efgoldman

      What is it with cats and bathrooms?

      Daughter and SIL keep the litterbox under the bathroom sink. They also are very careful to close the toilet lid, and they keep the roll of TP in a covered box on the windowsill. Cat doesn’t have opposable thumbs… yet.

  • gogiggs

    Toilet paper is for chumps!

    Bidets or detachable shower heads or gtfo.

    If you had shit on your hands or face or anywhere, you’d wash it off, not just push it around. Why we, as a culture, treat shit on our asses differently remains a mystery to me, but one in which I will not participate.

    WASH THAT ASS, AMERICA!

    • N__B

      If you had shit on your hands or face or anywhere, you’d wash it off, not just push it around.

      You’re not the boss of me or my shit.

    • Bikecrasher

      I’m pretty sure my cat wouldn’t use the bidet

      • Snarki, child of Loki

        “I’m pretty sure my cat wouldn’t use the bidet”

        Youtube it.

  • He’s a bastard.

  • BubbaDave

    THANK YOU GOOD MAN SEK SHARING OLDMAN STORIES PROPERLY

    P.S. I am still not a crank

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