The Ballad of Babe Colon

I am agnostic-to-positive about the DH (truth be told, I like the status quo in which each league has a different rule, in part because I like the non-uniformity. I still hate that the NHL felt compelled to change its division names from its robber baron ones to generic geographical ones.) But this is obviously a nearly unanswerable argument against the rule:

Will Cohen be the best MLB play-by-play guy after Scully retires? I certainly can’t name a better one.