Feeling the Bern? Whatever, Sure, Why Not

So even though the Bernie fanatics around here and on the internet have spent 4 months accusing me of being in the bank for Hillary or not a true believer or whatever, just because I don’t Feel the Bern in the same way that some people feel after snorting a few lines of coke, I voted for one Bernie Sanders, Socialist, in the Rhode Island primary today.

I helped put Bernie over the top in the only one of the 5 northeastern states that voted today. Here’s the thing about Rhode Island compared to those other states. It’s objectively better. I mean, we here in the Ocean State are all like, “Let’s vote for Bernie and then go hang by the bay and eat some oysters grown next door.” You know what they say in Pennsylvania? “Let’s vote Hillary and eat some Scrapple.” Please. I mean, really. Probably a bunch of ketchup eaters in those other states.