WHY IS THIS TABLE STICKY
OLDMAN CAT: WHY IS THIS TABLE STICKY
SEK: Good question. Why is this table sticky?
OLDMAN CAT: ASKED YOU FIRST
SEK: I’m not the one who made it sticky.
OLDMAN CAT: ME NEITHER ALL I DID WAS
SEK: All you did was what?
OLDMAN CAT: NOTHING
SEK: What did you do?
OLDMAN CAT: FINE I DRANK FROM YOUR WATER BOWL AFTER YOU FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH
SEK: My water bowl? You mean my coffee cup?
OLDMAN CAT: THE ONE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE MY WATER BOWL
SEK: That’s because we just moved and they’re the only damn cups I can find at the moment.
OLDMAN CAT: GOOD WE’RE ON THE SAME PAGE
SEK: No, we’re not. I don’t always put water in my water bowl.
OLDMAN CAT: YOU ARE NOT KIDDING
SEK: Why would I kid about that?
OLDMAN CAT: THAT BILGE YOU HAD IN THERE LAST NIGHT PISSED ME OFF
SEK: It was warm ginger ale and vodka.
OLDMAN CAT: IT PISSED ME OFF
SEK: So let me guess, you stuck your paw in it, banged it around, made the splashy noise?
OLDMAN CAT: DAMN RIGHT I DID
SEK: And your original question was?
OLDMAN CAT: WHY IS THIS TABLE STICKY