The Final Word on the Probable Cruz Non-Scandal
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1) True or not, this has all the earmarks of a ratfck by a career ratfcker, and I would be willing to hazard a guess that the “Washington insider” quoted by the National Enquirer is an old Nixon hand whose name rhymes with “Dodger Drone.”
2) The Enquirer itself is run by the aptly monickered David Pecker, who is a longtime Friend Of The Donald.
3) Not enough people remember Jimmy Swaggart.4) Not enough people have seen Elmer Gantry.
5) This campaign is nowhere near as nauseating as it’s going to get.
Man, to hell with this story. Even schadenfreude has some limits.
Yup. The story isn’t particularly credible, even if true of the reasons to not want Cruz to be president it wouldn’t rank in the top 100, and it would be a particularly strange reason to prefer Trump over Cruz in any case.