Bacon: 2 bspencer: 0 … ‘n’ More
By - Last weekend I cracked an egg in some piping hot bacon fat. Some of the fat splattered all over my fingers, giving me an incredibly ugly, painful burn. Today I was pulling some bacon out of the toaster oven using only a kitchen towel as an oven mitt when it began to feel too hot, so I abruptly put it on the kitchen counter. Again, piping hot bacon fat splattered on my hand, causing an incredibly painful burn. It’s depressing learning at the age of 43 that cured meats are smarter than I am.
(Yes, burned myself again. Apparently bacon is a few IQ pts. smarter than I am) ☺️😞😳🐖🍳 — bspencer (@vacuumslayer) March 20, 2016
@Robotcarsley Do you think I could get people to pay me to throw hot bacon fat at them? #entrepreneur
— bspencer (@vacuumslayer) March 20, 2016
- Travel photos are better with toy dinosaurs. Like, no duh.
- Area Man Denies Padme Lakshmi–Famous, Beautiful Model, Author and TV Personality–His Manly Essence is a great Onion headline. But it’s not from The Onion.
Otherwise Padme Lakshmi would be all over that shit. https://t.co/7IrOrHV6Pq — bspencer (@vacuumslayer) March 17, 2016
I wish I had made this up, but I’m just NOT.THAT.CLEVER. hence my struggles with cured meats. Anyway here’s…
GamerGate: The Musical!
I will now tweet screenshots of the first two chapters: pic.twitter.com/du7rg0RCyo
— Mark D (@MarkDavo) March 20, 2016
Why is everybody laughing? These are good writing words. https://t.co/oHDwFRmdc0
— bspencer (@vacuumslayer) March 20, 2016
End of Chapter 2, and end of free sample. pic.twitter.com/WJIzjrWaUp
— Mark D (@MarkDavo) March 20, 2016
I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT https://t.co/O8zv5z5PLK
— bspencer (@vacuumslayer) March 20, 2016