A couple months back I asked SEK if he wanted to do a collaborative post with me, wherein I’d post the funny cat piece I’d recently finished and he’d riff on it. Well, if you follow him on Facebook, you’d know that SEK has had a rough run of it lately, to put it mildly. So I don’t think riffing on funny cat pictures is at the very top of his “to do” list. So, with a very respectful nod to Scott, I’m going to try my hand at this silly cat stuff. Enjoy…PLEASE.
Me: What the hell are you doing?
Oldmanesque Cat: You can’t see me, I’m in a disguise.
Me: What? No, I can see you.
Olmanesque Cat: No. Disguise.
Me: Um, OK. What’s with the antlers?
OC: I am a mighty stag.
Me: A mighty stag? Then what’s with the monocle?
OC: A mighty stag that’s going to an opera.
Me: And the crown?
OC: It’s a formal opera.
Me: Quite formal I’d say.
OC: I’m just paying respect to the performers.
Me: With fairy wings?
OC: No, those are just for fun.
Me: Mmmmhmm. And the Christmas balls–what are they for?
Me: Well, I walked right into that one, didn’t I?
OC: You can’t see me, I’m in a disguise.