Fewer Floppy Shoes in the Clown Car

Chris Christie is out. Everything Anna Merlan says is true and more, but give him this — he materially improved the chances of a Democratic victory in November and gave me the greatest entertainment value possible out of a primary debate. (Admittedly, the latter is a low bar.)
Carly Fiorina is also out. Remember that brief period during which Fox News tried to make her a thing?

Ben Carson, conversely, is apparently going to stay in. And why not — if you’re running for president, metrics like “having no chance of winning” are relevant, but if you’re running a grift no need to stop until you’ve fleeced every possible rube and gotten their contact info.

And, finally, make sure not to sleep on Vermin Supreme. He could still surprise you!