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Welcome Shakezula!


We have been remiss in failing to announce that we have decided to add the beloved Shakezula as a permanent front-page contributor.
All hail the mighty Shakezula!

And please, enjoy a very Merry Christmas, and a very Happy Holidays!

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  • Captain Oblivious

    Fk. Now I’m going to have to keep reading this shitty blog.

    • jonnybutter

      Exactly what I was thinking!

  • jim, some guy in iowa

    thought the test run was successful. thanks and congrats

  • John Revolta

    She IS da mike rulah!

  • LeeEsq

    I’m waiting for the three hour epic movie with British accents and intermissions.

  • N__B

    [minion voice] Yay! [/minion voice]

    • efgoldman

      Did you save me any of the chocolate thingy you had last night?

      • N__B

        I have no idea, sir, to what you refer.

    • Denverite

      I’m literally watching the movie Minions right now. (One of my kids got it for Christmas.)

      • ChrisTS

        Mine seems to be a horizontally split screen.

  • efgoldman

    We have been remiss in failing to announce that we have decided to add the beloved Shakezula as a permanent front-page contributor.

    Well, we sort of guessed. Anyway you’d have had to be damned fools not to.

    • jim, some guy in iowa

      it does seem to make Noon’s retirement permanent, which is too bad. but if he doesn’t write…

      • Warren Terra

        I hadn’t realized noon was off the masthead …

      • witlesschum

        What is Shakezula’s opinion or opinions on Jewel?

    • DrDick


    • busker type

      Yeah, this.

  • DocAmazing

    Santa’s been good to us.

  • Karen24

    This is good news!

  • DrDick

    I bow down before our warrior queen!

  • Ultrashrimp

    The old-schoola!

  • Denverite
    • Better than your predictions about the Broncos.

      • Denverite
        • Seahawks are the team to beat.

          • Denverite

            They’re playing better than everyone else right now. It’s going to be a tough road to hoe, though. Winning at Arizona, at Carolina, and then beating a healthy Pats or Steelers team in the Super Bowl would be maybe the toughest playoff schedule I can recall.

            I’ve got to admit that I’m probably rooting for them once the Broncos are out, though.

            • efgoldman

              What have we told you about chickens and counting?
              You too, Loomis.

            • tsam

              As the resident Seahawks homer with no fucks to give about statistical analysis of games that involve 22 people on the field at all times, I’m not feeling the Seahawks right now. The explosive offense is great, but the defense is still struggling to cover mid range passes and seam/go/post routes, especially by tight ends for some baffling reason. I guess we’ll see at Arizona next week, but carolina’s offense is built to shred this defense.

          • Pseudonym

            As a Bay Area football fan, let’s just say I’m excited about the Warriors.

            • AlanInSF

              As a San Francisco-based Bay Area football fan, I say put the damn Super Bowl party in Santa Clara.

  • Good show!

  • sharculese

    I, for one, welcome our new shake-based overlords.

    • Pseudonym

      I’m not sure how I feel about bringing all the boys to the yard, however.

      • Derelict

        The real question is whether this Shakezula will bring all the trolls to our threads.

        • muddy

          Perhaps, and likely they will then refer to sharculese as the FPer, on account of being nearly indistinguishable.

          For the gods’ sake, one capitalizes the nym and one does not, how hard is that? Of course they are otherwise indistinguishable, but that “one weird trick” should be enough for the dimmest troll.

          • Pseudonym

            Are you accusing Shakezula of GENDER FRAUD?

          • sharculese

            Lol. I’ve straight up never seen that happen. Is that a real thing?

    • Manju

      But why no song accompanying this announcement? Here, take this:


    • Halloween Jack
  • ThrottleJockey

    Congrats, Shakezula!

  • mikeSchilling


    This reminds me of the scene in The Kids Are Alright where Keith Moon is asked low long he’s been in the Who. He replies “Well, I’ve just been sitting in for the past fifteen years. You know, they never actually told me that I was part of the band.”

  • Pseudonym

    Best #1 draft pick in years! Sorry about the salary cap though.

    • efgoldman

      Best #1 draft pick in years! Sorry about the salary cap though.

      “You HAVE to see these ten top-secret tricks to get rich blogging!”

      • N__B

        Numbers one through six are “Don’t work for HuffPo.”

        • efgoldman

          Numbers one through six are “Don’t work for HuffPo.”

          Numbers 7-10: “Don’t work for LG&M”
          Number 11 (the secret one): “Don’t give up your day job”

  • Lurker


  • Linnaeus


  • AlanInSF

    Awesome! Her voice and passion have been a great addition to the blog.

  • j_kay

    That’ s’ a pretty good Xmas there.

  • Hoo-ray & ooh-rah!!

  • kayden

    Congrats to Shakezula!! Great addition to an already great blogspot.

  • creature

    I thought something shaky was going on around here…

  • UncleEbeneezer

    Well deserved. Congrats.

  • cant_turn_right


  • Shakez! And just when I thought I’d found my “give up for Lent” option…

  • hylen
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