Home / General / Peak Belgium

Peak Belgium

Comments
/
/
/
620 Views

This really should just be labelled #Belgium:

Soldiers and police officers in Brussels held an orgy while the city was in lockdown over fears of a Paris-style attack by Islamist extremists, according to Belgian media reports.

Two female police officers and eight soldiers are said to have engaged in group sex at a police station in the Brussels neighbourhood of Ganshoren while colleagues hunted for terror suspects.

The police station was near Molenbeek, where anti-terror raids had been taking place.

Police spokesman Johan Berckmans told De Standaard that 15 to 20 soldiers slept at the station for two weeks during the operation in November so they did not have to travel far at the end of their shift.

“When they left, they organised a small party to thank the police in the area,” the spokesman told Belgian newspaper La Derniere Heure.

Give the Belgian police this, at least they didn’t celebrate by shooting 12 year old Muslim kids and then walking away scot free.

FacebookTwitterGoogle+Share
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Google+
  • Linkedin
  • Pinterest
  • LeeEsq

    There have been worse wastes of time and abuses of authority committed by the police. Also, law enforcement types seem to love living on the wild side considering the various anecdotes and news stories that appear about some rather wild hijinks.

    • Ronan

      There are a lot of rascals in the law enforcement and intelligence business. Always up to a bit of mischief afaict

      • postmodulator

        I said this here last year, I think, but there are an awful lot of cops at swingers’ clubs. The stereotypical male swinger profession is “cop” and the stereotypical female swinger profession is “nurse.”

        • Ronan

          Public sector jobs incentivise this kind of behaviour. That’s why conservatives are so adamant to cut public spending.

          • postmodulator

            Yeah, there’s a hell of a lot of conservatives at those clubs too.

            • Even in liberal Portland, you can’t throw a rock at a munch without hitting a Republican cop.

        • LeeEsq

          The nurses just want to show how much they care. They just can’t fully do this in a hospital for professional reasons. ;).

          On a related note, despite their reputation as free loving and sexually deviant Bohemians, many of the Social Democrats, Socialists, and Communists in Europe held some very conventional morality on these issues. The British Labour Party had many prominent socialist Protestants until the 1980s and many of them did not like the social changes of the 1960s at all. l

      • GoDeep

        Yes you can remember all the trouble Austin Powers got himself into.

  • LeeEsq

    The story would be perfect if beer and waffles were involved somehow.

    • Karen24

      We can’t exclude the possibility that they were involved.

      • LeeEsq

        Copious beer is the only explanation for the lack of inhibition besides rank stupidity.

    • mikeSchilling

      And brussels sprouts.

      • LeeEsq

        Talk about rough sex.

    • Vance Maverick

      Everything else Belgian fits perfectly — endive, eel in green sauce, and Tintin, to name only three (or four, depending how you count). Alas I fear this only reflects the same semantic principle illustrated by the old rule of improving fortune cookie texts by appending “between the sheets.”

      ETA: And chocolate! I’ll come in again.

      • Pseudonym

        Orgies are improved by beer and waffles, not so much eel in green sauce.

    • weirdnoise

      And chocolate. Definitely.

  • BiloSagdiyev

    Well, if we don’t, then the terrorists win.

  • AMK

    Make love not war.

    • LeeEsq

      Just clean up afterwards.

  • Lurker

    I am pretty sure there is some standing order that prohibits having an orgy when deployed. However, I really don’t see that this would be a major problem. As long as everyone concerned is off-duty, and everything is consensual, this should not be a problem.

    However, if the squads in question had a response time requirement that would have been impossible to fulfill, this would be quite unprofessional. Yet, if you have a response time requirement that allows proper sleep, having sex instead does not really cause a problem.

    • mikeSchilling

      “There are no orgies in the Belgian Army, and when I say ‘none’, I mean there are a small number of them.”

      • CrunchyFrog

        “It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the R.A.F. who now suffer the largest casualties in this area.”

      • Breadbaker

        From early SNL, featuring Dan Aykroyd and Madeline Kahn:

        President Richard Nixon: [ walks over to portrait of JFK ] You! Kennedy. You looked so good all the time. They’re gonna find out about you, too. The president! Having sex with women within these very walls. That never happened when Dick Nixon was in the White House! Never! Never! Never!..

        [ flashback to Pat writing in her diary ]

        Pat Nixon: “Never.. never.. never.. never.. never.. never.” [ sips drink, gains control of herself ] “I think Henry Kissinger was the first one to suggest that resignation was inevitable. He told Dick not to think of it as a resignation, but as “humiliation with honor”. I think the last time they spoke to each other was on that same night..”

        • The Dark God of Time

          Fannie Flagg as Martha Mitchell: “If he did to Pat what he did to the country, they’d both be a lot happier!”

      • Still no sign of land. How long is it?

        That’s a rather personal question, sir.

        • N__B

          When I was 12, that skit nearly sent me to the emergency room from laughter-related injuries.

      • John Revolta

        MISERABLE FAT BELGIAN BASTARDS!!!

    • LeeEsq

      I’m sure that the janitors are none too pleased.

      • DocAmazing

        The place was already starting to look Flemish…

    • rea

      I am pretty sure there is some standing order that prohibits having an orgy when deployed.

      Those staff guys think of everything . . .

    • Pseudonym

      However, if the squads in question had a response time requirement that would have been impossible to fulfill, this would be quite unprofessional.

      Nothing kills the mood at an orgy like slow response times (or overly fast ones).

  • BiloSagdiyev

    Is there some kind of videotape that we can review?

  • njorl

    “Two female police officers and eight soldiers are said to have engaged in group sex at a police station in the Brussels neighbourhood of Ganshoren while colleagues hunted for terror suspects.”

    I expect male Belgian police officers to show up on MRA sites complaining about the alpha soldiers.

    • LeeEsq

      If they were so alpha than how come the ratio was skewed towards the men? Doesn’t seem that alpha to me. ;).

  • Steve LaBonne

    I wish the Cleveland cops would spend their time having orgies instead of shooting unarmed black people.

    • They’d probably get in actual trouble if they did that.

  • Hogan

    Two female police officers and eight soldiers

    So are we to assume that all eight soldiers were male?

    • rea

      or straight?

      • Denverite

        And very, very patient.

    • Todd

      When you assume at an orgy…

  • Dr. Ronnie James, DO

    The only country with the sense to eschew ketchup and eat fries as God intended: doused with mayonnaise.

    • Denverite

      I’d be very wary of eating anything you find doused with mayonnaise at that police station.

      • Breadbaker

        +1

  • Thlayli

    If the station is a-rockin’, don’t bother knockin’.

  • Ken

    Is this a candidate for the Rory Award? (In the American version of HHG.)

  • Ruviana

    So this is why they canceled the New Year’s Eve show!

    • sonamib

      Ugh, that cancelation is just stupid. What’s the point? There will still be tons of people (including me) downtown. I guess fireworks would be bad because they’d cover machine gun noises but come on.

  • Halloween Jack

    Hey, you unwind from a hard day at the job your way…

It is main inner container footer text