Donald Trump will shoot water flow restrictors with his guns

to save us from Obomanable restrictions on our bath time freedoomz.

Asked about the Environmental Protection Agency’s (EPA) “Waters of the United States” rule at a campaign event in Aiken, S.C., on Saturday, Trump said it significantly impairs his ability to rinse, lather and repeat.

“I’ll give you one regulation,” Trump said. “So I build, and I build a lot of stuff. And I go into areas where they have tremendous water. … And you have sinks where the water doesn’t come out.

“You have showers where I can’t wash my hair properly,” he added. “It’s a disaster.

What a liar. Everyone knows Trump can’t even build a decent argument. And cotton candy dissolves in water. Sheesh.

But the more I see of this loud, grasping, terminally bitchy bigot, the less I’m surprised he is polling so well.