Friday Creature Feature: There Are Adorable Hats Swimming in the Ocean IN YOUR PANTS
By Thanks to N_B for sending me a link to some footage from the coastal waters of Puerto Rico.
Pretty much the only time you can get me to shut up about the obvious dearth of shows about hypothetical life on hypothetical planets (seriously, it’s like an obsession with me, they used to make tons of those shows) is when you make me look at footage of the life in our oceans, which is nothing short of otherworldly.
In other news, I am looking to break into the bestiality/shapeshifting/”I don’t know what the hell this is” erotica market. In anticipation of this career move I’ve prepared a few working titles, just to get the old creative juices flowing. Tell me what you think.
- A Billionaire Turned Me Gay by Offering Me Buttloads of Money to Sleep with Him (Also He Is a Velociraptor)
- A Philanthropist Prawn Read Me Shakespeare (Then Shook My Spear If You Know What I Mean)
- Spanked by the Spatula (That Was Possessed by a Sexy Serial Killer)
- Fun Guys–A Mushroom Shapeshifting Erotic Journey (To Your Produce Drawers)
- Turned on By the Turtle (Not Shapeshifting Erotica–I Just Really Want to Fuck Actual Turtles)