One MEELLION Dollars
Questions on Raising an Evil Child
1.) Is it mandatory for him to wear pantsuits all the time, or can he wear them only when he’s being evil?
2.) Do I have to buy him a chair that turns at least 180 degrees? I’m not sure where we’ll fit it.
3.) Do I have to buy him a white cat? We already have one. A cat, that is. Also, does the cat have to be evil, as well?
4.) Does he need a catchphrase?
5.) Will we need to construct pointlessly complicated structures and scenarios that anyone can escape?
Any advice is appreciated, thanks.