The Curse of Fowles
The Rays now have, remarkably, the worst record in baseball. I would normally feel bad for the Little Franchise That Could, only they’re still employing a rapist. (At least you can’t say that the Rays are putting their baseball team ahead of higher principles, since in addition to his massive shortcomings as a human being Lueke can’t actually pitch.) In summary, go Blue Jays!
If you didn’t see it at the time,for further background Jeb Lund’s Lueke piece remains a classic.