“Only Way to Be Sure”

Ileana Ros-Lehtinen kills parody, exhumes its corpse, incinerates the body, disperses its ashes across the Afar Depression, then nukes it from orbit.

ROS-LEHTINEN: It is against the norms of international standards and to let something like this go unanswered, I think will weaken our resolve. I — I know that President Reagan would have never let this happen. He would stand up to this. And President Obama — the only reason he is consulting with Congress, he wants to blame somebody for his lack of resolve. We have to think like President Reagan would do and he would say chemical use is unacceptable.

Via Matt Duss.