First They Came for the Rodeo Clowns and I Totally Went Spartacus on their Asses
By You know who ELSE had a meltdown? This woman named Sarah Hoyt. And the meltdown manifested in a pretentious arglebargle wherein the words “I am Spartacus” and “Benghazi” and “Fast and Furious” are typed over and over again as if typing them again and again would prove to be some soothing literary balm. I picture someone stroking her fevered brow, saying “Now, now, Sarah…Benghazi…Fast…Furious…Benghazi. Sssh, now, Sarah. It’ll all look better in the morning.”
A million dollars for anyone who can find a clip of “NewsRadio’s” Beth saying “I am…Sparc-ta-cus.”