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[ 55 ] March 22, 2013 | Erik Loomis

One of the only ways American workers still take time back from their employers in a workplace where more and more is demanded of fewer and fewer employees is to watch the NCAA tournament. So consider slacking today and watching some hoops work to rule.

I am more or less indifferent as to today’s action. But tomorrow, there are two clear games. First, Oregon over St. Louis. I need a reason to hate St. Louis University by tomorrow afternoon. Second, Arizona over Harvard. I was sickened last night to see my Lobos lose to the 1%. Harvard grads start wars. New Mexico grads die in them. I was hoping to take one back. Instead, Henry Kissinger is happy. Bah. So go Arizona! Which is something I really couldn’t have said if Lute “I’m going to kill this Pac-10 TV deal because I’m scared to be around USC at night” Olson was still coaching the Wildcats.

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  1. Alan in SF says:

    I believe they should be hated because they spell their name “Saint Louis” rather than “St. Louis,” thereby confounding copy editors all over America, and making you wonder if they even are located in St. Louis. Also, without looking it up, I believe their nickname is the Billikins. You could definitely hate Billikins.

  2. Karate Bearfighter says:

    I need a reason to hate St. Louis University by tomorrow afternoon.

    SLU was home to the two priests in the real-life event that inspired The Exorcist, so … I guess they helped inspire the Satanic panic trials in the ’80s?

    • Erik Loomis says:

      Does this mean their point guard has the advantage of a 360 degree turn of the head?

      • Karate Bearfighter says:

        It gives him great court vision, and that backwards crabwalk really helps protect the ball.

        • Item:

          Despite agreeing to pay $1 million to settle a whistleblower lawsuit, Saint Louis University “unequivocally denies any scheme to defraud the federal government,” the university said in a statement Tuesday.

          Former School of Public Health Dean Andrew Balas, in a lawsuit, accused faculty of supplementing their incomes by overstating the amount of time they spent on research using federal grants.

      • William Berry says:

        Wow, you guys are picking on my poor little birth city (still living <100m to the south). And how long has it been since we had a decent team at SLU (pronounced "slew")? Like, forever. I mean, c'mon, can't we win just this once?

    • gratuitous says:

      I knew a guy in college who spent his freshman year at Saint Louis University. He had a poor experience there, and it made him sad to think about it during his sophomore year.

      Is that enough, or do you need, like, a real substantive reason to hate SLU?

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I need a reason to hate St. Louis University by tomorrow afternoon

    How about SLU is better than Oregon? Or maybe the fact that SLU is gonna beat Oregon like a red headed step child?

    Seriously, there is no reason to hate SLU, them going thru what they have gone thru this year, coming out on top of the A-10, and not taking any of the hype too seriously, thinking always that they can play better than they did in the last game.

    Don’t worry, getting beat by them will not shame you ;-)

    • Njorl says:

      It didn’t look to me like Harvard played all that well. New Mexico looked incredibly slow. I’ve seen upsets where the underdog shoots the lights out, or the favorite just can’t make a shot. I’ve seen match-up problems where a talented team with a bad point guard runs into a team that presses well. But I just can’t see how New Mexico could have been a 3 seed with so little athleticism.

  4. c u n d gulag says:

    When I was a daytime bartender in the 90′s, the first Th & F of March Madness were my favorite days of the year.

    The bar was packed with folks who’d taken the afternoon off from work – with or without permission.
    People were coming and going, screaming, cheering, moaning, ordering drinks and wings – and tipping me! Very generously, may I add.

    Oh, good times… Good times…

    • actor212 says:

      The last two days have been known as The Exile by my office: none of the regulars can get their barstools.

    • Sherm says:

      You gotta get the hell out of the house and back behind a bar where you belong.

      • c u n d gulag says:

        Sadly, I’m too handicapped to tend bar anymore, and too poor to go to bar and sit there and drink.

        So, I sit at home, and watch, and have a nice vodka or two… or three… or…
        ITSH NOONAN TIME!!!
        HIC!
        CRASH!!!

  5. Alan in SF says:

    And if the university is in fact of the saint rather than of the city, we can blame the Crusadin’ Capetian for planting the roots of turmoil in the Middle East.

  6. Colin Day says:

    How about they employed Schuschnigg from 1948-1967.

    Faculty at Saint Louis University

    • Also too:

      It is the ultimate irony that a Jesuit university would operate so far outside the bounds of common decency, collegiality, professionalism and integrity. I simply cannot be part of, and I assure you I will not be complicit with, an administration that can’t be trusted to act honestly and in the best interests of its faculty, staff and students. I therefore resign my deanship in the School of Law.

      • And then…

        ST. LOUIS, Mo. (KMOX) – More turmoil at Saint Louis University. The Interim Dean of the Law School called it quits Monday, claiming he was too “outspoken” for the job.

        Not long after his appointment, Tom Keefe was quoted in Missouri Lawyers Weekly saying he was independent of the university’s administration, and, therefore, “not Father Biondi’s butt boy.”

        But Keefe said Monday that his comment then has nothing to do with why he is stepping down now.

        “I say so much stuff, I don’t remember what I say,” Keefe told KMOX’s Kevin Killeen. ”So that means some of these things that I’m suggesting to you are things that have been suggested to me, ‘did you say this?’ or ‘did you say that?’

        “The likely-hood is that I did say it.”

        Keefe added that onlookers were mortified at his interim assignment at the helm of the law school, characterizing himself as a plain-spoken, ambulance chasing lawyer from Belleville. He took the temporary job after former Dean Annette Clark resigned in a dispute with University President Biondi.

        There has been no official word from SLU on the Dean’s departure.

        Keefe said he “thinks the world of Father Biondi,” and that the SLU law school “hasn’t lost its way, but is finding its way.”

  7. Sherm says:

    The Great Danes kept it interesting for a while, but fell short. Damn.

  8. actor212 says:

    Way ahead of you, Loomis. Not only am I watching, I had two beers.

  9. Decrease Marher says:

    I assumed New Mexico must not be the squeaky clean institution Loomis makes it out to be, and Google proved me correct.

    http://chronicle.com/article/In-Professor-Dominatrix/124369/

    • actor212 says:

      I’m sorry, this looks like a recruiting tool to me.

    • Erik Loomis says:

      Oh yeah, the English Department at UNM is crazy.

      It may have settled down in recent years, but oh boy there was always crazy news coming out of there.

      • cpinva says:

        “Oh yeah, the English Department at UNM is crazy.”

        sorry, this just puts me in mind of a very old SNL skit. i’m trying, desperately, to envision those “wild & crazy guys” in any english department.

        • Erik Loomis says:

          Did you read the linked article? The professor was not only engaging in S&M on the side (which, whatever), but she was recruiting her graduate students into it as well–and then discussing it openly in graduate seminars, even though not all of the students in the seminar were in the S&M club.

          This was after another incident where a graduate student left her husband for a professor in the department. The husband then killed both of them in bed.

          • efgoldman says:

            Weren’t you there before you came to our little, teeny Providence Plantations?

          • cpinva says:

            yeah, i read it, and your point would be? tempest in the proverbial academic teapot. the only reason this is moderately interesting, is because of the phone sex. aside from that, it’s pretty petty bickering. with respect to the second instance, unfortunate yes, but it hardly involved the entire dept.

            now, you want to talk to me about business profs involved in insider-trading, or using their computer students to write code for them, which they then pass off as their own work. or other technical depts. involved in patent right issues, fraudulent medical research, etc., which can potentially harm lots of other people, then we can have a discussion about “wild & crazy”.

    • Tnap01 says:

      OMG that UNM Prof. is worse than Hitler and almost as bad as Ward Churchill !!11!!!

  10. wengler says:

    And with Wisconsin’s loss my bracket is already officially busted.

    I don’t even like them, why the hell did I have them in the final?

  11. JKTHs says:

    I’d put myself on the high side of 3 hours

  12. Breadbaker says:

    Well, basically, fuck you. My cat jumps up every time I randomly shout out “holds sway.”

  13. Linkmeister says:

    As a former Arizona student I can hope they’ll whip Harvard. Today I’m wondering how 13-seed LaSalle, which had to beat Boise State to get in in a play-in game, can lead 4-seed Kansas State by 16 or so at halftime.

    • Njorl says:

      The A-10 is a lot better than most people think. LaSalle’s RPI is 40. I watched the La Salle Boise game, and although they didn’t win by much, you could tell 10 minutes in they were going to win.

      The Big 12 is overrated.

      Still, an overrated 4 should beat an underrated 13, or at least avoid humiliation.

  14. djw says:

    SLU had the gall to not hire me even though I applied for a job there. Pretty bad. Also, the administration there tried to kill tenure but failed.

  15. efgoldman says:

    I work for a very large and well-known mutual fund and brokerage company. It is privately owned and a little paternal. It is really hard to get fired.
    EXCEPT: If they get even the littlest whiff of, say, an NCAA pool or a rotisserie league. Then BOOM! Out the door. If you have an IQ higher than a mushroom, you don’t even mention something like that in an e-mail.

  16. Anonymous37 says:

    As of Friday, March 22nd, 2013, 3:00 p.m. PST, there is only one bracket out of about 8,000,000 in ESPN’s Tourney Challenge that got all of the first 22 games right.

    Kind of amazing.

    • Anonymous37 says:

      And now, at 4:01 p.m., after Illinois won its first round game, there are no brackets that correctly predicted all of the games so far.

  17. Birdman Berto says:

    Calling Louisville v Florida for the championship.

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