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[ 41 ] February 7, 2013 |

Obama “VIPER” Death Squads v The Second Amendment.

From the original MJ story:

Various tea party activists, libertarian websites and other conspiracy-minded Obama haters are claiming that Russian security forces have discovered that Obama is about to unleash “death squads” across America to assassinate defenders of the Second Amendment.

I knew that trusting shady Russian intelligence operatives with this information was a tenuous proposition, but nobody would listen to me.

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  1. firehat says:

    It’s fairly common in these circles to hear of some nefarious plot against the American people uncovered by Russian intelligence. Odd how people who are the direct descendants of Birchers think the modern KGB has their interests at heart.

  2. bradP says:

    With their perverse hero worship of Chris Kyle, one would think that the TSA would only need to become efficient assassins to become respected – and dare I say, loved – by these circles.

  3. c u n d gulag says:

    Death squads for defenders of the 2nd Amendment!
    Really?

    Just when you think the right’s ‘stupid amp’ is as loud as it can possibly get, at 11, they bring out a new amp that goes up to 12.

    I think that in some parts of the country, they need to replace the Flouride in the water, with Thorazine.
    These people are feckin’ nuts.

  4. Brutusettu says:

    I’m thinking that these same Russian security forces probably uncovered Bush and Cheney’s secret, the spontaneously generated, perfectly placed, and invisibly detonating controlled demolitions in the Twin Towers and Building 7.

    Those demolitions are as real as the confidence fairy or the invisible dragon in my garage I tell ya.

  5. owlbear1 says:

    This is just like that time Jesus didn’t show up to whisk them all off to heaven isn’t it?

  6. rea says:

    Don’t thesse people understand that Obama is simply exercising his Second Amendment remedy against them? After all, an armed society is a polite society, and the way the’ve treated Obama is pretty damn rude.

  7. Barry Freed says:

    VIPER Death Squads? Not quite. I have it on good authority that Obama has actually tasked C.O.B.R.A Command for this operation.

  8. Lacking Moral Fiber aka Useless Muthfucka frmly Nemesis says:

    Does Bamz drive his own version of the Pussywagon?

  9. Major Kong says:

    Comrades! They’re on to us! Quick, back to Moscow!

  10. Data Tutashkhia says:

    The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
    But I have promises to keep,
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep…

  11. Scott S. says:

    Used to read a wingnut blog that alternated between “ARGH, Socialism! Worser’n the Soviets!” and “Hey, here’s the new Secret Intelligence being reported in Pravda!”

  12. cpinva says:

    i’m guessing there’s a “donation” button, somewhere on those websites. if there isn’t there should be, be a shame to waste the opportunity to take the rube’s cash.

  13. Sly says:

    Just out of pure curiosity, is there just a sign-up sheet for these VIPER teams? Or is the process more formal, like filling out the Selective Service card?

  14. Aaron B. says:

    Dammit, Brockington! You’re a good agent, but a loose cannon!

  15. xxy says:

    Slightly offtopic, but right this moment the LAPD is searching for a former officer who is currently going on a shooting rampage against other officers, killing one and wounding two others. If only they had a gun on them.

    The only death squads roaming around America consist of private citizens shooting innocent people.

  16. wjts says:

    I seem to remember that they’re called Vulture Squadrons, not VIPER Squads. Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!

  17. wengler says:

    It appears that Russian intelligence has gun manufacturers laughing all the way to the bank. It’s the uncanny axis between churches and gun manufacturers in their centuries-long fleecing of the rubes.

  18. Thlayli says:

    The latest breathless expose on Facebook today:

    Micro Chip Implant Coming March 23, 2013
    The New Health Care (Obama care) law H.R. 3590 Also HR 4872 requires all US citizens to have the RIFD implanted

    This evil plan is being launched by America. its a micro chip injected in your hand. it will contain all your personal data heath and bank accounts etc. its also a GPS device being monitored. they can deactivate it at any time if they find you suspicious or not loyal to their government or go against them or their system and you will lose everything you ever had. soon this device will be made common just like they did credit cards, turning paper money into digital money. means nothing is physically in your hand. it will be made a must for every citizen with time according to their plan and then they will spread it outside America so they can monitor and control as many people as they can and turn them into slaves with their digital technologies.

    this device is the future or slavery

    BEWARE of this EVIL DEVICE. if you don’t believe me do your own research before you come to argue or debate.

    warn more people create this awareness do more research on your own and save yourself from this NEW DEVILRY.

    From someone who IS NOT A CRANK.

    • Uncle Kvetch says:

      Wow. My right-wing cousin’s latest post was positively mild in comparison: Obama and Pelosi are going to try to do away with term limits so he can be president forever. UNLESS WE STOP THEM.

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  20. Alan in SF says:

    Ain’t that just like Obama? Evil mastermind Obama creates a final solution to conservative opposition, and lazy cock-up Obama blows it by bragging about it to his buds in the KGB.

    • ajay says:

      Ain’t that just like Obama? Evil mastermind Obama creates a final solution to conservative opposition, and lazy cock-up Obama blows it by bragging about it to his buds in the KGB.

      “You know, that’s the worst thing about them? How they can be so incapable of rational thought and so bloody shrewd at the same time.” — Samuel Vimes

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