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Name our production studio(s)!

[ 123 ] January 26, 2013 |

In the first podcast, Lawyers, Guns and Money presented a Lawyers, Guns and Money Production. Which is all well-and-fine for a first podcast, but as we’re mere decades away from monetizing the Internet, I think we need names that are more representative than repetitious. In the comments to Other Scott’s recent post, I suggested that Lawyers, Guns and Money should present

  • A Head on a Stick Production
  • An Internet Tradition Production
  • A Pancakes for Jenny Production

I was thinking we needed one studio, but there’s no reason each of us can’t have our own. For example, Hogan won the Internet by nominating Erik to be the CEO of

  • Control the Means of Production Productions

Also, Njorl pointed out that we don’t need to stick to “Productions,” but somehow missed the opportunity to note that our next podcast could be a Pancakes for Jenny Joint.

So I appeal to your vast knowledge of all Internet Traditions to help us figure out who we should be. The winner(s) will receive fleeting acclaim on a mid-level political-and-whatever-it-is-I-do blog and possibly an invitation to participate in a forthcoming podcast. Have at it!


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  1. Bruce Leroy says:

    Gay lumberjacks productions

  2. LosGatosCA says:

    Bully pulpit studios

  3. LosGatosCA says:

    No edit function artists

  4. LosGatosCA says:

    What the hell happened to the other 72 comments?

  5. John says:

    Shouldn’t it be “Control of the Means of Productions”?

  6. Bill Murray says:

    Ray Allen’s Ball Pastime

  7. Bill Murray says:

    A Commie’s All the Way Down Pursuit

  8. LosGatosCA says:

    Who do I sleep with to get off this production?

  9. NBarnes says:

    First Against The Wall When The Revolution Comes Artists

  10. Manju says:

    A Spiked Head Joint.

  11. Thlayli says:

    Blazers Wuz Robbed Productions

  12. Doug says:

    This has been:

    An Excitable Boys Production;

    A Gambling in Havana Production;

    A Went Home With the Waitress Production;

    A Syrians are Mad at the Lebanese Production;

    A Diplomatic Immunity Production;

    A Lee Ho Fooks Production;

    A Howlin Round Your Kitchen Door Production;

    A Lon Cheney Walkin With the Queen Production;

    A Mr Bad Example Production;

    A Lookin for the Next Best Thing Production;

    A Help Out the Congolese Production;

    A Headless Thompson Gunner Production;

    A Play it All Night Long Production;

    A Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me Production;

    A Lay My Head on the Railroad Tracks Production;

    A Just Like Jesse James Production;

    An Accidentally Like a Martyr Production.

  13. SpaceSquid says:

    Just go with “World’s Worst Online Deliberative Body”. No chance of listener disappointment with that name!

  14. Bijan Parsia says:

    Hmm. Not enough internecine suggestion

    Greenwald is Wrong Productions
    Proudly Paul Incurious
    War On (Some Classes of Posts by Some Classes of People) Crooked Timber, unlimited
    Nader Hater Happenings

    • gmack says:

      Agreed. But there also needs to be some Kaus reference. Maybe, “A Blown Goat Production”?

      • Bijan Parsia says:

        WAK (War On Kaus) Productions.

        And was Kaus internecine in either sense?

        • gmack says:

          Well, I suppose you could make an argument on behalf of meaning 1. I recall the attacks as pretty brutal, though it’s a bit of a stretch to think of them as “deadly” or as a form of slaughter. There were certainly nothing as awful as calling for his head on a stick or something (on the other hand, if I recall correctly–Rob will have to verify–I believe Kaus may have actually responded to some of them at some point). I certainly don’t recall much internal debate about the Kaus ranting.

  15. Kathleen says:

    Brought to you by: “The Very Serious Village People” (over theme song “YMCA”).

    • Jameson Quinn says:

      You mean, “In The Navy”.

      Which brings up a story. I was eating my rice and beans in a hole-in-the-wall in Oxchuc, Chiapas. If Ayn Rand’s “takers” exist somewhere, it’s there: since the late 90s, over half the income for the average family is government programs, and diabetes is at alarming levels because this sudden income buys junk food, but at least they’re not Zapitistas goddamn it. There was the requisite tiny TV in the corner blaring annoying daytime talk shows. Slowly I realized that the teevee was singing to the tune of “In The Navy”, but the words were “Es Cuaresma” (“It’s Lent”). And the village-people-lookalikes singing, dressed up in pseudo navy garb, were apparently trying to sell me some kind of balogna product. Strangest commercial I ever saw.

  16. Colin says:

    A What the Hell Happened to Noon? Production.

  17. muddy says:

    It could have been Hump Productions, except the cat is on meds now.

  18. Technically true, collectively nonsense productions.

  19. Juche Syrup Join says:

    DrearyWords LGM
    United Aesthetics
    21st Century Fucks
    Steaming Pile Pictures
    Fugue Futures
    Wanking Tittles Films

  20. simple mind says:

    Reel World Productions
    Lights, Booms and Mikes

  21. simple mind says:

    High Noon Productions

  22. Pinko Punko says:

    A Less Evil Production

    Productions of a Lesser Evil

    Lesser Evilism Productions

  23. tomk says:

    Woo Be Gone Productions

  24. gmack says:

    Personally, I think we also need to add at least one tribute to LGM’s first (iirc)–and to my mind still the best–troll, Niels Jackson. So how about: A Rights for Bald Eagles Production?

  25. Dennis Orphen says:

    A “Jaundiced, I?” Production

  26. Hogan says:

    For SEK:

    White Apartment Complex Productions

    Eaten by a Grue Productions

  27. Cody says:

    Didn’t read all of them, but hope this one is in there:


    It’s a bit long, but making people read it just prolongs the pleasure.

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