And an essay topic which explores the similarities between corn farming, nuclear weaponry, and print journalism would be a superb example of the common core standards in English that this nation desperately needs.
Jesus, there’s enough ideas there for a year’s worth of Nick Kristof columns.
somethingblue:
December 13th, 2012 at 12:55 am
I’ve read it through carefully several times, and I think this must be The Onion. The giveaway is “nonessential public school programs.”
NonyNony:
December 13th, 2012 at 8:00 am
Sadly if history is any judge in a decade Republicans will be agitating for 3/4ths of that 8 point plan and we’ll be looking back at The Onion as once again being a disgustingly accurate predictor of US lunacy.
(It won’t be 100% because the Onion put a truly ludicrous thing in this time to ensure that no Republican will take up the banner. No Republican is ever going to suggest raising the price of a fishing license to $140K.)
c u n d gulag:
December 13th, 2012 at 8:26 am
They might as more fish keep dying off.
Like in Sherwood Forest, you can’t have the “poors” getting sustenance at the expense of rich peoples hobbies.
cpinva:
December 13th, 2012 at 9:00 am
a little self-serving there, i notice they kept print journalism as one of the three necessary school subjects.
yes, change the banner to read RNC, and you’d barely notice the difference.
JKTHs:
December 13th, 2012 at 9:38 am
Step One gets the Very Serious Seal of Approval.
rm:
December 13th, 2012 at 9:55 am
Indeed. It will no longer be called a fishing license; it will be an Executive Fisheries Management Freedom Contract.
c u n d gulag:
December 13th, 2012 at 10:23 am
Signed into law as “The Right to Fish Act.”
DrDick:
December 13th, 2012 at 10:41 am
Conservative self-parody has reached sufficient levels that it is no longer even possible to parody them.
somethingblue:
December 13th, 2012 at 10:59 am
+1
Fraxin:
December 13th, 2012 at 11:33 am
Dammnit man, now it’s inevitable
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jeer9:
December 13th, 2012 at 12:23 am
And an essay topic which explores the similarities between corn farming, nuclear weaponry, and print journalism would be a superb example of the common core standards in English that this nation desperately needs.
Jeremy:
December 13th, 2012 at 12:25 am
Jesus, there’s enough ideas there for a year’s worth of Nick Kristof columns.
somethingblue:
December 13th, 2012 at 12:55 am
I’ve read it through carefully several times, and I think this must be The Onion. The giveaway is “nonessential public school programs.”
NonyNony:
December 13th, 2012 at 8:00 am
Sadly if history is any judge in a decade Republicans will be agitating for 3/4ths of that 8 point plan and we’ll be looking back at The Onion as once again being a disgustingly accurate predictor of US lunacy.
(It won’t be 100% because the Onion put a truly ludicrous thing in this time to ensure that no Republican will take up the banner. No Republican is ever going to suggest raising the price of a fishing license to $140K.)
c u n d gulag:
December 13th, 2012 at 8:26 am
They might as more fish keep dying off.
Like in Sherwood Forest, you can’t have the “poors” getting sustenance at the expense of rich peoples hobbies.
cpinva:
December 13th, 2012 at 9:00 am
a little self-serving there, i notice they kept print journalism as one of the three necessary school subjects.
yes, change the banner to read RNC, and you’d barely notice the difference.
JKTHs:
December 13th, 2012 at 9:38 am
Step One gets the Very Serious Seal of Approval.
rm:
December 13th, 2012 at 9:55 am
Indeed. It will no longer be called a fishing license; it will be an Executive Fisheries Management Freedom Contract.
c u n d gulag:
December 13th, 2012 at 10:23 am
Signed into law as “The Right to Fish Act.”
DrDick:
December 13th, 2012 at 10:41 am
Conservative self-parody has reached sufficient levels that it is no longer even possible to parody them.
somethingblue:
December 13th, 2012 at 10:59 am
+1
Fraxin:
December 13th, 2012 at 11:33 am
Dammnit man, now it’s inevitable
Monte Sciarretta:
February 11th, 2013 at 11:28 am
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