This is a couple weeks old, but is still awesome in every way:
Dear Pro Football Hall of Fame selection committee members,
I had the dubious pleasure of reading an article on Yahoo yesterday about Ray Guy, and I have one thing to ask every single one of you.
How dare you?
How dare you tell a man who devoted his life to perfecting his craft that he’s not worthy of admission among the game’s greatest? How dare you have the heartless effrontery to pronounce that football is a team sport, but that some positions are more equal than others? How dare you be so selfish, short-sighted, and just plain asshole-ish to declare that Ray Guy won’t be recognized for his skills because you’re too goddamned lazy to learn the subtleties of kicking?
That’s right, voting committee, you’re lazy. You’re indolent, slothful, petulant, ignorant, and flat-out stupid. You perpetuate the same small-minded “Oh, he’s just a kicker” stereotype every single time you refuse to acknowledge that Ray Guy belongs in the Hall of Fame, because YOU’RE UNWILLING TO LEARN.