Fundamentalist fuckwit is fundamentalist fuckwit. What a shock.
The most amazing thing about this guy is that he managed to sucker Jon Stewart into thinking he’s a decent human being. This is the odious asshole he’s always been, no different than Bryan Fisher.
MAJeff:
December 14th, 2012 at 7:52 pm
How much of the theocratic teabagging right is he speaking for? I’ve seen other people saying exactly this.
That’s odd. Just the other day, I overheard someone saying, “…since they took prayer out of the schools” – I don’t know what the subject was – and I realized it had been a long time since I’d heard anyone bring up that old saw.
arguingwithsignposts:
December 14th, 2012 at 7:55 pm
God must be some kind of weakling if he can’t stay in a school because they won’t allow mandatory prayer time.
montag2:
December 14th, 2012 at 7:56 pm
If he chokes while wolfing down a fried squirrel, I’ll try to remember–in his parlance–that it was God’s will.
arguingwithsignposts:
December 14th, 2012 at 7:58 pm
Never is that new blog logo more appropriate.
Dr Paisley:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:00 pm
[W]e’ve made it a place where we don’t want to talk about eternity, life, what responsibility means, accountability
School? I thought Huckabee was talking about his governorship, and Maurice Clemmons. Sanctimonious douchenugget.
laura:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:02 pm
What a dope. I wonder if he’s even read yet that the shooter was mentally ill.
MAJeff:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:04 pm
“Mental illness” is just demon possession or separation from God. It’s a satanic lie that can be cured with prayer.
Malaclypse:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:10 pm
Man, Huckabee’s God really is a craven, snivelling asshole.
laura:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:10 pm
Yeah, probably the personality disorder was brought on by not being yakked at about Jesus enough as a baby.
MAJeff:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Tiny cock.
Chester Allman:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Vile, vile piece of shit. What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
Woodrowfan:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:17 pm
and now I’m seeing ads for a degree in “Christian Counseling” from liberty “University” on this page. Must be because of Huckascum’s name appearing.
I think and and Fisher and Perkins and the rest of their ilk are in for a nasty surprise when they face their maker….
Malaclypse:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:17 pm
No, only Mormon God has a penis.
MAJeff:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Anne’s carrying it around the house, weeping softly.
Jon H:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:33 pm
Mike Huckabee’s god must be a lot like Kim Jong Il. NO WALL-SIZE PORTRAIT OF ME IN YOUR CLASSROOM? TO THE GULAG WITH YOU!
Jon H:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:35 pm
With any luck someone heard that, wondered why a supposedly-loving God would fail to prevent the slaughter of 20 children (maybe jam the gun? that’d even preserve the killer’s choice to attempt the killing), and become an atheist.
expatchad:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:51 pm
And Tithing. Don’t forget Tithinjg. It’s essential.
expatchad:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Tithinjg
And differentiate the two. (Why is there no edit function available for those of us who are typing impaired?)
MAJeff:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Tithjng sounds like some socialist Norwegian thing. Can’t trust that!
Dan:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:59 pm
What an utter and completely contemptible jackass. There’s really nothing else to say to that..
“If there is a god, he is a malign thug” – Mark Twain.
arguingwithsignposts:
December 14th, 2012 at 9:14 pm
If I understand the virgin Mary story correctly, the Holy Spirit is the one with the pen1s.
Pee Cee:
December 14th, 2012 at 9:47 pm
I was wondering where those idiots on Facebook were getting this “it wouldn’t have happened if we hadn’t taken GOD out of schools” bullshit …
There were too many posts for one of ‘em to have come up with it on their own.
somethingblue:
December 14th, 2012 at 10:04 pm
Lately I find myself rooting for the theory that the entire universe is a computer simulation. It would be a great relief.
thebewilderness:
December 14th, 2012 at 10:19 pm
If the Christ these assholes claim to worship returns in their lifetime he is likely to drive them out of their corporate temple, down the road, and into the pits of hell.
He was just too busy helping people win football games and Grammy Awards.
jon:
December 14th, 2012 at 10:43 pm
This should go a long way to preventing Mike Huckabee from ever being President.
Anonymous:
December 14th, 2012 at 11:42 pm
Well, Huckabee manages to modulate his tone and voice while stating his odious beliefs, which is after all the most important thing in our public discourse.
On a side note, I’m kind of disappointed that he failed to work homosexuals and Natalie Portman into this incident.
expatchad:
December 14th, 2012 at 11:44 pm
Fil Tithjng Eng:Tithing
“Give church more money”
Snarki, child of Loki:
December 15th, 2012 at 3:53 am
And how exactly having the KIDS in that school pestered with Huckabee’s personal diety would have affected the “demonically-possessed” shooter from outside the school is left unsaid.
Somehow it didn’t save the victims of the 2006 Amish school shooting.
Snarki, child of Loki:
December 15th, 2012 at 3:53 am
Only works for Aural sex.
Bill Murray:
December 15th, 2012 at 9:32 am
it’s the money you give to the churches when you are pining for the fjords
Davis X. Machina:
December 15th, 2012 at 9:35 am
Shit code, though. Bags on the side held on with duct tape everywhere.
Probably an offshore contract shop.
Davis X. Machina:
December 15th, 2012 at 9:36 am
There are too many stupid and crazy people in this country to rule it out.
cpinva:
December 15th, 2012 at 9:39 am
or child sodomy. take your pick.
“Mental illness” is just demon possession or separation from God. It’s a satanic lie that can be cured with prayer.
cpinva:
December 15th, 2012 at 9:45 am
as i was taught, god tends to get pissed off at those who take his name in vain, and use it to skim cash from the rubes.
I think and and Fisher and Perkins and the rest of their ilk are in for a nasty surprise when they face their maker….
so yeah, they’re fucked, on both counts. oh, to be a fly on st. peter’s golden gate………….
cpinva:
December 15th, 2012 at 9:47 am
post carly fiorina HP:
Probably an offshore contract shop.
Emily:
December 15th, 2012 at 10:43 am
Does it even matter that “they” didn’t take prayer out of public school? Students can pretty much pray all they want to in public schools, silently or aloud, individually or in groups, and if there’s some school that doesn’t understand this, the parents should contact the ACLU.
What “they” did was end the school itself leading mandatory prayers.
Bart:
December 15th, 2012 at 1:26 pm
Jon Stewart needs someone to screen his interviewees.
Mike Schilling:
December 15th, 2012 at 11:14 pm
It is true that kids are getting shot instead of burned at the stake.
Spud:
December 16th, 2012 at 1:15 am
I think and and Fisher and Perkins and the rest of their ilk are in for a nasty surprise when they face their maker….
I would like them to meet their maker in a very immediate way. Preferably in a manner involving forcible bestiality and being sewn into the body of a dead animal (I wish I could take credit for that)
montag2:
December 16th, 2012 at 2:51 am
Oh, Huckabee’s god is an Arkansas shitkicker with a fourth-grade education, a moonshine hangover and a really bad attitude.
Brian:
December 14th, 2012 at 7:50 pm
Beneath contempt.
MAJeff:
December 14th, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Fundamentalist fuckwit is fundamentalist fuckwit. What a shock.
The most amazing thing about this guy is that he managed to sucker Jon Stewart into thinking he’s a decent human being. This is the odious asshole he’s always been, no different than Bryan Fisher.
MAJeff:
December 14th, 2012 at 7:52 pm
How much of the theocratic teabagging right is he speaking for? I’ve seen other people saying exactly this.
arguingwithsignposts:
December 14th, 2012 at 7:53 pm
It’s still 4 hours to go on the east coast!
joe from Lowell:
December 14th, 2012 at 7:53 pm
That’s odd. Just the other day, I overheard someone saying, “…since they took prayer out of the schools” – I don’t know what the subject was – and I realized it had been a long time since I’d heard anyone bring up that old saw.
arguingwithsignposts:
December 14th, 2012 at 7:55 pm
God must be some kind of weakling if he can’t stay in a school because they won’t allow mandatory prayer time.
montag2:
December 14th, 2012 at 7:56 pm
If he chokes while wolfing down a fried squirrel, I’ll try to remember–in his parlance–that it was God’s will.
arguingwithsignposts:
December 14th, 2012 at 7:58 pm
Never is that new blog logo more appropriate.
Dr Paisley:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:00 pm
[W]e’ve made it a place where we don’t want to talk about eternity, life, what responsibility means, accountability
School? I thought Huckabee was talking about his governorship, and Maurice Clemmons. Sanctimonious douchenugget.
laura:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:02 pm
What a dope. I wonder if he’s even read yet that the shooter was mentally ill.
MAJeff:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:04 pm
“Mental illness” is just demon possession or separation from God. It’s a satanic lie that can be cured with prayer.
Malaclypse:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:10 pm
Man, Huckabee’s God really is a craven, snivelling asshole.
laura:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:10 pm
Yeah, probably the personality disorder was brought on by not being yakked at about Jesus enough as a baby.
MAJeff:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Tiny cock.
Chester Allman:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Vile, vile piece of shit. What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
Woodrowfan:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:17 pm
and now I’m seeing ads for a degree in “Christian Counseling” from liberty “University” on this page. Must be because of Huckascum’s name appearing.
I think and and Fisher and Perkins and the rest of their ilk are in for a nasty surprise when they face their maker….
Malaclypse:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:17 pm
No, only Mormon God has a penis.
MAJeff:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Anne’s carrying it around the house, weeping softly.
Jon H:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:33 pm
Mike Huckabee’s god must be a lot like Kim Jong Il. NO WALL-SIZE PORTRAIT OF ME IN YOUR CLASSROOM? TO THE GULAG WITH YOU!
Jon H:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:35 pm
With any luck someone heard that, wondered why a supposedly-loving God would fail to prevent the slaughter of 20 children (maybe jam the gun? that’d even preserve the killer’s choice to attempt the killing), and become an atheist.
expatchad:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:51 pm
And Tithing. Don’t forget Tithinjg. It’s essential.
expatchad:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Tithinjg
And differentiate the two. (Why is there no edit function available for those of us who are typing impaired?)
MAJeff:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Tithjng sounds like some socialist Norwegian thing. Can’t trust that!
Dan:
December 14th, 2012 at 8:59 pm
What an utter and completely contemptible jackass. There’s really nothing else to say to that..
The prophet Nostradumbass:
December 14th, 2012 at 9:10 pm
“If there is a god, he is a malign thug” – Mark Twain.
arguingwithsignposts:
December 14th, 2012 at 9:14 pm
If I understand the virgin Mary story correctly, the Holy Spirit is the one with the pen1s.
Pee Cee:
December 14th, 2012 at 9:47 pm
I was wondering where those idiots on Facebook were getting this “it wouldn’t have happened if we hadn’t taken GOD out of schools” bullshit …
There were too many posts for one of ‘em to have come up with it on their own.
somethingblue:
December 14th, 2012 at 10:04 pm
Lately I find myself rooting for the theory that the entire universe is a computer simulation. It would be a great relief.
thebewilderness:
December 14th, 2012 at 10:19 pm
If the Christ these assholes claim to worship returns in their lifetime he is likely to drive them out of their corporate temple, down the road, and into the pits of hell.
Major Kong:
December 14th, 2012 at 10:20 pm
God wanted to help.
He was just too busy helping people win football games and Grammy Awards.
jon:
December 14th, 2012 at 10:43 pm
This should go a long way to preventing Mike Huckabee from ever being President.
Anonymous:
December 14th, 2012 at 11:42 pm
Well, Huckabee manages to modulate his tone and voice while stating his odious beliefs, which is after all the most important thing in our public discourse.
On a side note, I’m kind of disappointed that he failed to work homosexuals and Natalie Portman into this incident.
expatchad:
December 14th, 2012 at 11:44 pm
Fil Tithjng Eng:Tithing
“Give church more money”
Snarki, child of Loki:
December 15th, 2012 at 3:53 am
And how exactly having the KIDS in that school pestered with Huckabee’s personal diety would have affected the “demonically-possessed” shooter from outside the school is left unsaid.
Somehow it didn’t save the victims of the 2006 Amish school shooting.
Snarki, child of Loki:
December 15th, 2012 at 3:53 am
Only works for Aural sex.
Bill Murray:
December 15th, 2012 at 9:32 am
it’s the money you give to the churches when you are pining for the fjords
Davis X. Machina:
December 15th, 2012 at 9:35 am
Shit code, though. Bags on the side held on with duct tape everywhere.
Probably an offshore contract shop.
Davis X. Machina:
December 15th, 2012 at 9:36 am
There are too many stupid and crazy people in this country to rule it out.
cpinva:
December 15th, 2012 at 9:39 am
or child sodomy. take your pick.
cpinva:
December 15th, 2012 at 9:45 am
as i was taught, god tends to get pissed off at those who take his name in vain, and use it to skim cash from the rubes.
so yeah, they’re fucked, on both counts. oh, to be a fly on st. peter’s golden gate………….
cpinva:
December 15th, 2012 at 9:47 am
post carly fiorina HP:
Emily:
December 15th, 2012 at 10:43 am
Does it even matter that “they” didn’t take prayer out of public school? Students can pretty much pray all they want to in public schools, silently or aloud, individually or in groups, and if there’s some school that doesn’t understand this, the parents should contact the ACLU.
What “they” did was end the school itself leading mandatory prayers.
Bart:
December 15th, 2012 at 1:26 pm
Jon Stewart needs someone to screen his interviewees.
Mike Schilling:
December 15th, 2012 at 11:14 pm
It is true that kids are getting shot instead of burned at the stake.
Spud:
December 16th, 2012 at 1:15 am
I would like them to meet their maker in a very immediate way. Preferably in a manner involving forcible bestiality and being sewn into the body of a dead animal (I wish I could take credit for that)
montag2:
December 16th, 2012 at 2:51 am
Oh, Huckabee’s god is an Arkansas shitkicker with a fourth-grade education, a moonshine hangover and a really bad attitude.