CAT limps meekly up to SEK, who is sitting at his desk grading.
CAT: Legs no work.
SEK: You don’t say.
CAT: Wrestled packing tape.
SEK: I can see that.
SEK: Not sure about that.
SEK: Fine, let me just pull that off–
CAT produces a noise unheard on Earth outside of H.P. Lovecraft’s nightmares. POLICE are likely to arrive soon. CAT also now sports hilarious bald spots.