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[ 58 ] October 16, 2012 |

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  1. Kyle Huckins says:

    Binders Full of Women sounds like a 1970′s Italian Giallo flick. I’d watch it.

  2. Warren Terra says:

    In the middle of the debate, there was already a Tumblr of these

  3. I thought that answer tied in well to the themes of Romney’s campaign.

    Dating services can make use of these binders full of women, which would create thousands of jobs. And the marriages resulting from those dates would prevent gun violence. And crack down on China’s manipulation of our mail-order bride markets.

    Romney ’12: Every Binder Full of Women. For America.

  4. mds says:

    The Bad Lip Reading people just threw their remote across the room. Because “Binders full of women” was supposed to be their line.

    • Dirk Gently says:

      How is it that this guy is allegedly a job creator? First the writers at The Onion, now this…

      • Can’t find the transcript but there was a great transition in there from Romney: “…because unemploment is high. And I know how to make that happen.”

        • He keeps saying that he “knows how to make it happen,” but when did he ever make it happen? Does he give examples?

          He’s never had his hands near the national government. If he wants to go be a job creator by running or starting a company, he ought to go do it.

          • Malaclypse says:

            Does he give examples?

            I can give an example. We were 47th in the nation for job creation when Mittens was governor.

            • Cody says:

              That wasn’t his fault! You can’t hold him responsible for a nationwide recession already going on while he’s on office.

              Unless we’re talking about a Democrat, in which case it’s totally cool to blame it on him.

              • Malaclypse says:

                See, actually, you can – in a nationwide recession, there was no reason for our relative position to go to shit.

                Mittens 2012 – Because I Know How To Make Recessions Worse.

  5. Warren Terra says:

    It seems relevant to gender politics that this site is currently being funded by a banner ad saying “Stay Up to Date With Michelle” [Bachmann], parsed to highlight “Date With Michelle”. It’s really odd, though at least it’s not a glamour shot.

    • Cody says:

      When I logged on from home last night… there was a Mitt Romney ad on the right.

      It was glorious.

    • JL says:

      Most of the ads that I get on this site are right-wing. I don’t understand it at all.

      • Cody says:

        From my understanding, they choose which ads to show. And they get a sick pleasure out of knowing Mitt Romney is paying them to influence people who read this blog and have a snowball’s chance in hell of actually voting for him.

        Unless Mitt Romney ads start showing up that say “Vote for Mitt; I’ll get you single payer by heightening the contradictions!”

  6. thebewilderness says:

    According to the Mittster
    Women will solve the gun violence problem in America by getting married before they have babies and flexible hours for women will make it possible for them to go home and cook dinner for those babies so they won’t mind getting seventy cents on the dollar.
    Isn’t he a swell guy?

  7. herr doktor bimler says:

    Shirley a reference to the 1959 Fritz Leiber story “A Deskfull of Girls”.

  8. rea says:

    Gaffe! Gaffe!

  9. Pepper says:

    it is very scary to be an american today because to be rep u must b one of the 3 rs rich racist or retarded(as in slow). I will take all pc fanitics as a given

  10. ckc (no kc) says:

    …what can be bound can also be shredded

  11. tsam says:

    “I know how to create millions of jobs…”
    “Government doesn’t create jobs.”
    So if we elect him to a government job, he will create millions of jobs by not creating jobs. Seems legit.

    • As a guy who spent his entire business life doing his best to reduce the number of jobs for the companies he bought, scaveneged for value, and sold off as scrap.

      sure.

    • Also, I am constantly amazed at Republicans who continually claim that gubmint is the source of all evils in the country, yet are shit-fire eager to get a job within that same gubmint.

      I think if they really want to downsize, they should all resign immediately. Shows commitment and intellectual rigor.

    • rea says:

      “I know how to create millions of jobs…”

      “Elect me, or I’ll return to Bain Capital, and downsize millions of jobs . . .”

    • Cody says:

      Yes, this is the most annoying thing of his whole campaign. He constantly bags on Obama for thinking the government can create jobs, and immediately afterwards claims that by electing him to the government millions of jobs will be created.

      How can people not see when he flip-flops from the beginning to the end of a single paragraph?

  12. tsam says:

    They could save money by taking a pay cut and using a 401k for their retirement. I think I just felt a condescending pat on the head. Shitty pay and a retirement that props up the stock market and falls with it are for YOU people. I’m such a silly prole.

  13. SEK says:

    A fact-checker from the Washington Post wrote to inform me that I’d misspelled “women’s.” I don’t know why, but I’m going to assume it’s because I’m awesome.

    • Warren Terra says:

      How could they be sure you didn’t mis-spell “Wimminz”?

    • NonyNony says:

      A fact-checker from the Washington Post wrote to inform me that I’d misspelled “women’s.”

      From the image:

      FULL OF WOMENZ

      Welp, at least it was a fact checker not a grammar checker.

      (If he/she had said you’d misspelled the word “paperz” because clearly those binders were full of paper instead of women, then your facts would truly have been checked.)

    • Bill Murray says:

      there should be a y in there

  14. Sherm says:

    No one has made such an ass of himself at Hofstra since Rich Kotite was coaching the Jets there.

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