“To be a football player, you’ve got to have alopecia.”
By I know Jon Gruden means “amnesia,” since he’s talking about Dez Bryant forgetting that he’s being paid millions of dollars to catch balls. But as a fan of speculative fiction, I can’t help but wonder what it would mean to live in a world where, “[t]o be a football player, you’ve got to have alopecia.”
It’s not just me, right? That’s a strange mistake to make, repeatedly, isn’t it?