Then the grasshopper said, “You’ve got a drink named ‘Doug’?”
The person who subtitled Alias is either brilliant or an idiot:
SYDNEY: WHERE IS THE ANECDOTE!
RUSSIAN SPY: THERE IS NO ANECDOTE!
SYDNEY: GIVE US THE ANECDOTE NOW!
RUSSIAN SPY: ALRIGHT! Alright, I’ll tell you …
It’s like a spy novel written by old Jews.