Todd Akin wishes to clarify that he doesn’t have the appalling views he expressed yesterday. Rather, he has the appalling views the Republican candidate for Vice President of the United States has sought to make part of the United States Code.
But surely Paul Ryan can’t have the grotesque views on women’s rights that he has consistently expressed. Look at those eyes! That hangdog expression! He’s learned his lesson! If Akin decides to spend more time with his family starting tomorrow I’m sure we can agree never to discuss this again.