Grassley
It’s just been too long since Republicans created a non-scandal scandal.
What I want Chuck Grassley to investigate is not whether Barack Obama brought some Colombian prostitutes to his suite, for all Republicans know he did. Instead, he needs to find out how many Colombian prostitutes Obama employed, how much coke he used, and whether Hillary used the same hit man she hired to whack Vince Foster to eliminate the evidence of Obama’s insatiable sexual desires.
UPDATE [SL]: I think these priorities are misplaced. Clearly, Obama ordered the Colombian prostitutes to kill Vince Foster again to cover up the heroin distribution ring he and Bill Clinton are running out of the Mesa and Peoria airports. We know that. The real question is — did the Colombian prostitutes collaborate with Obama on a failed property deal? We cannot be certain at this time, but I think we can all agree Obama should be preemptively impeached just to be safe.
You know what would stop him from investigating? If one of the prostitutes had been tortured and killed. Then he could only impotently criticize Obama for not supporting the agents enough.
“whether Barack Obama” – don’t you mean Barack HUSSEIN Obama ?
He called himself Barack HUSSEIN Obama at a campaign stop in Dearborn the other day. He’s raising an army for the jihad.
[Not the one he's already c-in-c of]
The man has a lot on his plate, Commander in Chief of the US, Grand Poobah of the Global Socialist Conspiracy and Better Nutrition Cabal and soon to be Amīr al-Mu’minīn of the American jihad against beer and bacon.
I bet he is part of the Judean People’s Front as well.
وفاة للقطط، والرأسمالية، وشراب الذر
You saw the way he was checking out Shakira’s ass. You know how those people are.
Bonus points if he can show that Hillary used a different hitman because the first hitman was improperly fired for
being conservative and/or Christian.
It would be irresponsible not to speculate
I think it was the Mena airport, but we better be careful when talking about it or we will all be victims of Arkancide.
Back in my military tdy days (1970′s) The regulation against military personal consorting with prostitutes (noted in the article) was more honored in the breach than in observation. Of course I was never on an advance team for the president, but I will just say that there were times officers and men did not sleep alone.
What does bother me is the talk of the potential of loss of classified material. We never carried classified material in briefcases kept in hotel rooms and did not talk classified subjects with others whether prostitutes or not. Any classified material is kept on base or in the embassy. Perhaps because of the immediacy of a presidential visit those rules aren’t followed.
The agent who spent the night with a expensive hooker and wanted to stiff her with $28 bucks is a serious dick. Treating people like crap because you can fits lower on the morality pole than sleeping with consorting with a prostitute in the first place. Two consenting adults is one thing, use and abuse is another. I am glad she made a fuss.
AS for Grassley’s attempt to hang something on the whitehouse, delusional righteousness combined with crass politicking seems normal for him and his cohorts.
I’m pretty sure that none of this can be resolved until we all have a chance to inspect color photographs of Obama’s penis.
Yet they believed that Sandinista hit squads were pouring over the border back in the Reagan years.
As opposed to the actual Contra drug smugglers, who were.
Obviously. How else are we going to prevent him from killing our grandmothers?
I’m not following the ‘non-scandal’ part of this thread.
Didn’t Grassley make the accusation?
Is Bossie not backing him up?
Just because Beitbart is dead does not mean there are no more Democratic politicians murdering, drugging, voting, pimping and whoring.
Calling Jeff Gerth….
My careful linguistic analysis proves that Dreams from My Father was in fact written by a Colombian prostitute, who was typing while being sodomized by Ward Churchill.