2012 Patterson School Spring Crisis Simulation

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1. scythia says:

   February 25, 2012 at 5:08 pm

   Damn, and right before the Oscars? They’re gonna have to move quick to get him in the montage.

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2. R Johnston says:

   February 25, 2012 at 5:15 pm

   This year’s sim involved Mexican cartels, the Bellagio Casino, and the unfortunate passing of Mr. Brad Pitt.

   This year’s sim involved writing the script for Ocean’s 14?

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   • Martin says:

     February 25, 2012 at 6:09 pm

     Or possibly the plot of Babel.

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   • Spud says:

     February 26, 2012 at 11:14 am

     Of course the major consequence would be Angelina would be back on the market.

     It is estimated at least 2 films will have productions marred by time wasted from leading men hitting on her.

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3. sleepyirv says:

   February 25, 2012 at 5:18 pm

   I bet in his darker moments Brad Pitt knew the University of Kentucky Patterson School would be the one to finally murder him.

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4. jafd says:

   February 25, 2012 at 6:50 pm

   1 – If there be justice on earth, whomever picked the ‘light-gray-type-on-black-background’ for the ‘Mexican National News’ should find him/her self, 30 years from now, wearing thick trifocals.

   2 – Running the report in ‘blog form’ makes it difficult for non-attendees who have to backtrack to the beginning to find out what’s going on

   3 – Also, us ‘outside observers’ would find it easier to follow if messages had a ‘fictional-world’ date and time stamp (Or was the entire ‘crisis’ assumed to fit into 24 hours of ‘real time’?)

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   • Robert Farley says:

     February 25, 2012 at 7:54 pm

     “Or was the entire ‘crisis’ assumed to fit into 24 hours of ‘real time’?”

     Ayup.

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5. William Cooper says:

   February 26, 2012 at 8:07 am

   I saw nothing from my office in McVey 103. Nothing at all.

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