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University of Phoenix admissions exec literally orders somebody killed.

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  • Warren Terra

    Authorities say that he ordered his bodyguard to kill a man

    Who the hell has a bodyguard? He’s the admissions director of a national federal-student-loan scam, not a freaking rock star.

    • witless chum

      In a just world, he’d need a bodyguard, but I’m not sure why he thinks it’s necessary in this one.

      • rea

        He’s a fucking heroin addict, and they sure as hell need bodyguards, although they don’t often have them.

        • witless chum

          Why does a heroin addict need a body guard? Seems to me that heroin addicts mostly need either heroin dealers or drug treatment.

    • mark f

      Well, when you send out so many rejection letters . . .

      • efgoldman

        Well, when you send out so many rejection letters . . .

        I doubt that they send out very many, at all. Rejected potential loan scamees don’t make any money for the U. Rah, rah.

        • mark f

          It was to be a joke :(

          • Furious Jorge

            I thought it was funny …

  • Stag Party Palin

    Fascinating that this article should appear in a blog called “Inside Higher Ed.” Or perhaps I am mistaken and the blog deals with getting high.

  • Glad I’m not a Phoenix . . .

  • S-Curve

    I think the symbolism for this story is the “he sold me dirt” part, as regards U Phoenix.

  • c u n d gulag

    Bodyguarding for Phoenix exec’s is probably part of some internship progam for completion of their long-distance learning diploma’s.

    ‘You want this bullshit degree?
    Come and protect my ass from people who aren’t happy with THEIR bullshit degrees!”

  • Eric

    University of Phoenix admissions exec literally orders somebody killed.

    Well I clicked on the link and read the article.

    1)This guy is a former admissions exec and had nothing to do with Phoenix at the time….


    2)He has been charged….a far cry from your assertion that he is guilty since he has not been tried.

    It appears that you, Sir, are the fraud here. Maybe you could get a job at Phoenix. It would be a good fit.

    • RhZ

      I agree. See what you did to my panties? They are all bunched up now!

      My word, some people.

  • cpinva

    and they say gaining admission harvard is tough………….

  • Njorl

    He should have gone with a highly regarded non-profit drug dealer, or perhaps a highly regarded non-profit hitman.

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