Chances that I would pay the faculty discount rate of $38 to watch the Kentucky Wildcats host the Central Michigan Chippewas at Commonwealth Stadium? Decent enough, until I read the following:
Q: Does my infant/toddler need a ticket for a football game?
A: Yes. All individuals, regardless of age, must have a ticket to enter Commonwealth Stadium.
Compare this to the Cincinnati Reds child policy:
Great American Ball Park offers complimentary admission to children 3 years of age and under. However, we do request that these children sit on their parents’ or guardians’ laps and not occupy additional seats. Promotional giveaway items are only available for ticketed guests. Tickets for children four years and older are priced the same as adult tickets.
Prospects for the Central Michigan game to sellout? Not so much. Damn those high player salaries for driving up ticket prices!