“Dammit, Constable!”

I will have some further commerce clause thoughts either today or tomorrow. Until then, I note that for some reason the failure of this not-at-all-cheesy historical reenactment of Gibbons v. Ogden is not seen as one of the most unjust exclusions in the history of the documentary category of the Oscars:

However, there are some historical inaccuracies. Perhaps Lionel Chetwynd can be commissioned to film the real story, in which John Marshall thunders that New York’s only option in the face of federal goons who believe that Congress can regulate interstate commerce is secession.