Now Get Those Damned Vets Off My Lawn
By Shorter Alan Simpson: “I can’t believe these veterans. First, they risk their lives, often to fight idiotic wars cooked up by reactionary policymakers such as myself (you know, people who actually deserve taxpayer-funded health care and cushy pensions), then they expect us to pay them health benefits. I wish these damned freeloaders would stop sucking my tits.”