My Boycott Will Continue
By Particularly if it puts me alongside the immense moral authority of the people who run Augusta National, I’m afraid I’m going to have to join the Editors in taking a firm stand on principle, irrespective of the great sacrifices it may entail:
I learned on the news today that Tiger Woods has been putting his pee-pee in very many ladies. I am outraged!!!! Tiger how could you?!?! I am so outraged, I will never play, or watch, or pay any attention to golf ever again. Or, come to think of it, ever before. I believe that moral values are eternal, and so must be defended in a time-invariant manner.
If nobody else will think if the children, I guess I’ll have to step in!