You forgot about Keyes!
By Perhaps it’s the fact that I’ve got two children currently being leveled by illness, or that I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in — I dunno, months? — but this paragraph keeps making me laugh today:
Sarah Palin is done with her memoir, which will be titled “Going Rogue: An American Story”; Rick Santorum’s trip to Iowa will happen this week, with a speech at the University of Dubuque Thursday; Eric Cantor pooh-poohed President Obama’s attempts to get the Olympics to Chicago in 2016; Mitt Romney, meanwhile, praised them; Romney says he wants to return to Iraq and Afghanistan; Newt Gingrich and Bobby Jindal raised a combined $350,000 for Virginia gubernatorial candidate Bob McDonnell; and Jindal will attend fundraisers in Virginia and DC tonight and tomorrow.
It’s like Ocean’s 11 for shitheads. God bless.