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Are you the kind of deviant who has always wanted to festoon your home with pictures of a cat attempting to copulate with a muppet? Your search is over; LGM now carries of wide range of cat-attempting-to-copulate-with-a-muppet related products.

Are you a wanna-be-hipster who has tired of having to seek out t-shirts from ever more obscure bands in order to impress your wanna-be-hipster friends? Look no further; the LGM logo is guaranteed to strike a powerful blow in the struggle for most obscure pop culture reference.

Are you a social misfit who resents the notion that you need to buy your “friends” and “family” “stuff” that they “like” for “Christmas?” The LGM Shop is the place for you; it’s highly unlikely that anyone you know will actually “want” or “be happy with” any of the products we feature.

That’s right; LGM now offers products. You should buy them. Make this Christmas “A Very LGM” Christmas. We’re pretty much in uncharted territory with this, so suggestions and requests are more than welcome.

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  • You’ve left out my two favorite types of cafe press merchandise- the dog T-shirt and the thong (Made in the USA!). Shouldn’t the cat get to be on those, too?

  • jrd

    This is either brilliant or insane; more likely it’s a little from column A and a little from column B.

  • Ben

    The public demands more “aware of all internet traditions” products!

  • Mike

    I’d be proud to wear a “Banned from LGM” T-shirt.

  • jon

    This is the superbest most awsomest thing EVER!!!!11!!1!1!!
    I’ll take six of each, thanks.

  • I don’t see the naval miniatures line anywhere. I’m particularly keen on a TCG Yavuz Sultan Selim (1/1000 scale, if you please).

  • Incontinentia Buttocks

    I second Ben’s request for “We Are Aware of All Internet Traditions” merchandise.
    It’s the “All Your Base Are Belong to Us” of 2008!

  • dr. doctrine

    You guyz are still clinging to your lawyers, guns, and money illusions I see … but now through the magical hand of the invisible market mechanisms …

  • dan

    I think you guys need to take a page from the “Truth through Girls Who Look Like They’re Totally Ready to Go” book of self-promotion.
    “I only sleep with LGM readers“. Eh? Eh?

  • The public demands more “aware of all internet traditions” products!
    Ben |

    psst….
    http://www.zazzle.com/internettraditions/gifts?ps=30
    buy one now, and you could still be among the dozen coolest people in the world.

  • I’m particularly keen on a TCG Yavuz Sultan Selim (1/1000 scale, if you please).
    What, is someone bad-mouthing Janissaries in the New Republic, claiming they like running down porpoises, and you need to prove ‘m wrong?

  • What, is someone bad-mouthing Janissaries in the New Republic, claiming they like running down porpoises, and you need to prove ‘m wrong?
    Christmas is coming up, and Saakashvili has to start rebuilding with something.

  • joejoejoe

    If I’m chunky should I get the fitted t-shirt or the other one?

  • awesome. I must have the cat-on-muppet baseball jersey.

  • Sharon

    My sweetie is going to be so surprised Christmas morning.
    Thank you Lawyers, Guns and Money!

  • Don

    I can’t seem to find your original “Don’t judge me!” video post. Is it still online?

  • mike.timonin

    I’d dig some naval miniatures as well – if not from here, where can one buy such things? I am threatened by people with miniature armies, and must defend my vulnerable miniature coastline. Also, my dad collects them…

  • astronautgo

    I want an “Abolish the Air Force!” t-shirt.

  • MG

    Could I get an LGM BMI calculator? Kidding!

  • stickler

    I was also disappointed by the absence of the LGM thong. Perhaps one with the “aware of all internet traditions” tagline? (Made in the USA!)
    I suppose, too, that the Goeben print wouldn’t fit elegantly on a thong. But if it would … man, would the ladies eat THAT up.

  • DocAmazing

    You’ve left out my two favorite types of cafe press merchandise- the dog T-shirt and the thong (Made in the USA!). Shouldn’t the cat get to be on those, too?
    Think synergy, kids: the cat thong. The Muppets left on the floor deserve a little extra…

  • But who goes into silhouette for the badly needed Deposed Monarchs LGM-wear?

  • witless chum

    “If Sunday battleship blogging is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.”

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