That’s "Dr. Loin Falcon" to you…

Stooping to a new, trivial low for this blog, I offer The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. The instructions are a little unclear — full name? first name only? first and last? — but I went with first and last.

And so from now on, I shall be known as “Loin Falcon Palin.” As for the rest of the group:

Scott Lemiux = “Moose Roadster Palin”
Robert Farley = “Smoke Strapon Palin”
Paul Campos = “Ammo Canal Palin”
DJW = “Charcoal Sniper Palin”
Bean = “Beretta Hockey Palin.”

And for bonus Friday Cat Blogging, allow me to introduce “Spackle Camshaft Palin.”