He’ll kick you apart — oooh!

Shorter Karl Rove:

I heard the motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn dicks.

We also learn from Rove that McCain is also, apparently, the inspiration for MacGyver:

Risking severe punishment, Messrs. McCain and Day collected pieces of bamboo in the prison courtyard to use as a splint. Mr. McCain put Mr. Day on the floor of their cell and, using his foot, jerked the broken bone into place. Then, using strips from the bandage on his own wounded leg and the bamboo, he put Mr. Day’s splint in place.

All of which means we know for whom these lovely ladies will be casting their votes: