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Fascinating and Hilarious:

A MAGIC trick went “horribly wrong” at a weekend Melbourne Comedy Festival show, but audience members had to sign a confidentiality agreement to stop them revealing details. The trick went awry during the Something About Razorblades and Nails show at the Northcote Town Hall on Sunday night. An audience member, who wished to remain anonymous, told Confidential that “something went horribly wrong.” She said all members of the audience had to sign a “secrecy agreement” before they left the venue preventing them from telling anyone what happened. The audience member said the trick that went wrong involved a broken beer bottle, but she would not elaborate.

First thought: This sounds like something from Arrested Development. I imagine Gob trying pathetically to force audience members to sign some sort of agreement like this.

Second thought: It would be quite convenient to be able to force all witnesses of one’s various humiliating screw-ups to sign secrecy agreements. I’m going to have some these drawn up before the next time I go out drinking (in case something “goes horribly wrong” with a broken beer bottle, which, let’s face it, is bound to happen one of these days).

Third thought: How can they “force” the audience members to sign this thing? Is there something about this in the small print on the back of the ticket? What happens to the brave audience member who refuses to sign?

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