The Lost Art of Undergraduate Paper Title Writing

When undergraduates bother to write titles for their papers, they tend not to be very good. I offer the rare exception to the rule, from a just-submitted essay addressing the domestic politics of the early Cold War:

“Best Contain Yo’ Self Before Communism Claim Yo’ Self.”

I dunno. Maybe it’s the unseasonably nice weather we’re having today, but that pretty much made grading fun for about half a minute. The rest of the paper was pretty smart, too.