Huh, Unity ’08 predicted that they’d have 5-20 million people participating in their
pointless onanism “online primary”? Pikers! I would like to take the opportunity to announce the Lawyers, Guns and Money primary, which I predict will have 40, 50, maybe even a hundred million voters! Finally, we can heal this country’s deep political wounds by coming together and admitting, in a nice, civil, nonpartisan way that I’m right about everything.